Back in the day, women used to get set on fire a lot. There was an extremely unfortunate intersection of dresses getting really big and fluffy with electric light and fireproofing having not been invented yet, so if someone’s dress touched a candle or fire, that was probably the end of her and possibly anyone in the room with her.

I’ve been tempted at times to make Ms. Fire a paper dress, since she’d pretty easily survive burning it off, and it seems like Blindworm and perhaps some other mobile fire sculpture would be good candidates to start the burning. For music… perhaps a waltz, played extra slow, extra loud, and backwards. Now I just need a place to do it, ideally paved.