I finally got some time to work on the Trump Death Curse.
Like most witchcraft, this starts with a nice pine board. You could look up how to make Enochian curse boards, but most of the lumber around the Skullrobo secret lair has enough ill will built up from constantly getting in my way when I’m trying to do other stuff.
Screw a metal skeleton to it. I have a pile of the damn things laying around, so this bit is easy. It looks all rusty and fucked up because I put it in a fire earlier this summer so it would look rusty and fucked up. Plan ahead, kids!
If you don’t have a pile of metal skeletons, learn to weld. “Get smart!”, as a certain political wannabe would say.
Tie a lot of twigs to it. I used natural twine, because that’s what I had around. Plastic cord would smell terrible when it burns. Fuse would have been clever, but I didn’t do that, nor did I put a diesel bomb in the chest, because I have no idea when I’m going to finish this, and a diesel leak would be messy.
Wrap the whole thing in another layer of twine, once you’re done adding twigs. This tightens everything up and makes it look neater. The next step is going to be putting a paper mache shell over the whole thing. I’m going to be lazy and use white paper tape.
It’s actually short and disappointing looking in person, but I hear the real Trump is too, so that’s fine.